Insult Letters #13 (and caught up)

Well, this will be it on the insult letters until that slacker, half-wit sister of mine "attempts" to belittle me again.  As you may recall, I am down to just my insults to her and even that well has run dry after this one.  I do have one on deck and ready to go but alas, it is her turn in the rotation.  So enjoy.