She's about half right of where people are looking. I imagine some great boyfriend got his girlfriend Katy Perry tickets for her birthday and was nice enough to take her. This is what I think would happen next.
GIRLFRIEND-"Oh my God, would you look at the acne all over Katy Perry's face."
BOYFRIEND-"Yeah, that's some terrible acne, just terrible."
BOYFRIEND-"In fact, can I borrow those binoculars so I can check out that acne a little closer?"
BOYFRIEND-"Yeah, she's got some really big bumps there."
Hey, just a dude being a dude. Honestly, though, I'm not sure some straight women and gay guys wouldn't even be checking out her "acne" in that outfit.



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