SEE YOU ALL IN FEBRUARY

Sorry, I haven't posted in awhile.  There have been some rough waters for the Case ship.  We go on our Disney trip in February and then I hope to end my hiatus and resume my blog.  It's just hard to try to find humor when you are not feeling it yet.  So, bear with me.  To quote Arnold, "I'll be back."

SEE YOU IN HEAVEN

Fruits Of My Loin, Fruits Of My Labor

These are the fruits of my loin (well, mostly) in Andi's groovy Christmas card this year.

And here is the fruits of my labor.  I put them up a couple weeks before Thanksgiving but do not light them up until Thanksgiving night.  It looks much better in person than my grainy photo shows, trust me. Come check it out at 1 Ivy Circle, Clinton, IL.

Just spotted at Wal-Mart stocking up on some last minute supplies (or presents) for the big night. . .

Last night, we went to the East Peoria Festival of Lights (followed by eating at Texas Roadhouse, YUM!). This video is actually from 2 years ago but most of the exhibits are the same.  Sorry the video is so bad but I had my old video camera then, I was driving and filming, and it was raining so I was trying to shield my camera from the rain.  It really is an amazing sight and worth the drive.  You have to see it in person.  It runs through New Years.  Get hours and prices here.

https://www.cityofeastpeoria.com/157/Folepis-Winter-Wonderland

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Perry Rabbit Christmas Story

This is the Perry Rabbit Christmas children's book I wrote.  It is the first one that I did.  I made little clay models and sets and Andi photographed it for me.  Unfortunately, it was before she had a good camera.  Still, I hope you enjoy and again, let me know what the kids think.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

And New From La-Z-Boy. . .

Do you spend half your life on the toilet?  Do you read War and Peace in one sitting including the Preface, Epilogue and Bibliography?  Then you need the comfort you have come to expect from La-Z-Boy®.  So rush out and get your. . .

If your current throne does not offer you the back support and relaxation  you desire for hours of drinking beer and looking at porn, then you need to visit our La-Z-Boy® showroom and take a test drive on our new La-Z-Toi®.  Then  you won't be calling your friends to complain about your shitter.

Instead, you'll be calling your friends to brag about where you both passed out and passed your last meal.  Don't worry about it, just wipe when you wake up.

You just may never want to leave your hopper when you see our new accessory.  Invite all of your closest friends over for a game of DungDarts®.  Just plug it in to any wall outlet, drop the target into your toilet bowl, eat some Mexican food, and let the games begin.    La-Z-Boy® is not responsible for electrocutions.  Game board has automatic scorekeeping for up to 4 players.  The excitement lies in that no one knows their score until they stand up.  So eat up, sit down and play.  Don't forget to flush between turns.

And coming soon, the children's Swamplogger Play Set®.  They can bring 'em up from the bottom and drag them around in boats just like the real t.v. show.  Just make sure they wash their hands for dinner. 

You and junior will be duking (or is it dookie"ing") it out for toilet time, but keep an eye on him or he just may be spiking your dinner with ex-lax when he needs more cargo.  Order in time for Christmas and surprise junior with the new Swamplogger Play Set® and after that big holiday meal, a huge selection of Yule logs to go with it.

Mick, You Sucked a What?

When we were all growing up, didn't we all think that Mannfred Mann was inspired to pen a song about being "wrapped up like a douche" (minute 1:02)?  That took a lot of guts as there were not many songs about feminine hygiene products at that time.

Just something I always wondered. . . 

Is he talking about "Sucking a duck" at minute 2:44?  I didn't want to jump to conclusions because growing up, I always thought Olivia Newton John and John Travolta were singing about "weather balloons" and my brother thought they were singing the "wizard of O's" in Grease (minute 1:02 again.  Wow, creepy).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itRFjzQICJU&list=RDitRFjzQICJU&start_radio=1

Listening to it now, however, I think they might be singing something about willy worms. I guess I am going to have to force myself to actually watch this movie to figure this out. Nah, why kill a good mystery.

Insult Letters #12

Annie's real name is GLORIA, not Annie, and she LLLOOOVVVEEESSSSS to be called Gloria.  So from now on when you see my sissy (she loves being called that, too), make sure to call her Gloria.  That's why the outside of the following insult letter says. . .

And the inside. . .